And then there was this little hole in our backyard...
Friday, May 15, 2009
Saturday, in the park...well, technically it was our backyard
And then there was this little hole in our backyard...
My Mom Rocks
Kids Say (& Do) the Darndest Things!!
As a prelude to the following segment, let me tell you that we've been working with Afton on familial relationships (Grandma is mommy's mommy, Papa is daddy's daddy, etc...) and she's getting pretty good at it.
I took Afton to Wal-Mart with me last Saturday night to pick up some things for a (really cute!) Mother's Day Sharing Time. As we got in line, a man stepped in right behind us that looked very much like my dad - whom/who??? Afton calls "Poppy". Never the shy child, Afton looked at this poor, unsuspecting gentlemen and said "Are you a poppy?" Once he realized what she was asking he said very sweetly "Oh, no, honey. I'm too young to be a grandpa. But this is my son." and he introduced us to his son who was probably 19 or 20 years old. Afton looked at the two of them for a moment and asked "If you're a poppy, is your son my daddy?". I prayed for lightening to strike, or the earth to open up and swallow me whole...anything. This man's poor son looked TERRIFIED!! I couldn't think of anything to say that could save us from this horrifying, painfully embarassing moment that wouldn't make it sound like we all needed to visit the Maury Povich show. I just looked at Afton and laughed a little and said "You silly girl, you know your daddy is on a business trip." (At least, I think that's what I said...the details are a bit fuzzy...I think I'm repressing the more traumatic moments). And I know that the man she was talking to was thinking "Yeah, right lady; a business trip." When I told that story at dinner on Mother's Day, I think my sister spewed water out of her nose because she laughed so hard.