What a mess!!

Our apartment is such a disaster! I'm not talking "there are a few dishes that need to be done" or "the laundry needs to be folded"; I mean "the Health Department is going to come in and shut us down because we live in filth and squallor like a bunch of dirty pigs" dirty! We're in the middle of packing what we want to keep and purging what we don't (we had an entire Rubbermaid tote full of empty cd cases - no cds, just the cases?!) while still trying to do everyday cleaning, cooking, laundry, taking care of Afton, grocery shopping, working, our church callings, plus with the start of another preschool year I have a bunch of parent meetings and inservices I have to attend...have I mention that our house is dirty? It just makes me want to scream! Well, now that I got that off my chest...I recieved this in an email and it looked like fun - but it truly was a challenge, being that I am not a girl of few words (in case you hadn't noticed). So here are the rules: you have to answer each question completely with ONLY one word. No equivications or explanations...just one word. So here's mine...



1. Where is your cell phone? Purse
2. Your significant other? Chair
3. Your hair is...? Ugh
4. Your mother is...? Wonderful
5. Your father is...? Fantastic
6. What is your favorite thing? Nutella
7. Your dream last night was...? Bizarre
8. What is your favorite drink? Water
9. What is your dream/goal? Motherhood
10. What is your greatest fear? Failure
11. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Teacher
12. Where were you last night? Home
13. What you’re not? Socialite
14. Muffins or Cupcakes? Cupcakes
15. One of your wish list items? Vacation
16. Where did you grow up? Globally
17. What is the last thing you did? Bedtime
18. What are you wearing? PJ's
19. What's on your TV? Documentary
20. Your pets are...? Needy
21. Your computer is...? Full
22. Your life is...? Full
23. Your mood is...? Stressed
24. Are you missing someone? Nope
25. Your car is...? Dirty
26. Something you’re not wearing? Heels
27. Your favorite store is...? Walmart
28. Your summer is...? Over
29. The last time you laughed? Tonight
30. The last time you cried? Monday

Well, that's all for me - the dishes will not clean themselves! Neither will the laundry, or the bathrooms, or the living room......